The Horropocalypse Podcast

Patreon Pick: Verotika or How can we get revenge on Bob?

Glenn Danzig thought he could make a movie.
Bob thought it would be a good idea to make us review it.
I thought my new levels would sound good.
Lots of thinking going on and no one was right.

Glenn A. Anzelone went ahead and defied the odds. He didn't listen when his friends begged and pleaded with him to not do it. His mother cried and threatened to disown him if he followed through with it. His pets can no longer look him in the eye out of disgust, but son of bitch ... he did it. Danzig turned his mediocre comic into a shitty anthology flick. He felt that we all needed to see this vision of his no matter the cost. I can't pay anymore. I have shed enough of my soul. I only hope the great beyond, if it exists, will purge me of this pain that stabs into my very core. 

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS BOB...Revenge is coming for you!
Oh, and yes, Chris says Canadia.

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Nosferatu 1922 or Edward Cullen Sucks Part 1

Oh my. I really screw up in this episode. From incorrect information, to long silent pauses for what I could assume I thought would be dramatic effect. Anyway, here is your newest bit of trash coming from the sewers that we call our opinion. Enjoy as we discuss Max Schreck and 1922's Nosferatu. Eyebrows, text cards, fun hairstyles, and a dance party starring Greta Schröder. Yes, it does get Cah-Ray-ZEEE!

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Scanners - 10 Seconds: The Pain Begins. 15 Seconds: You Can't Breathe. 20 Seconds: You Explode.

Our newest episode was not exactly a big hit with Chris or our guest host this week Ian. In fact, Michael was the only host to actually finish the movie. Listen to these jackasses "discuss" this cinematic gem from 1981 starring Michael Ironside, Jennifer O'Neill, and Steve Lack, directed by David Cronenberg. Remember, you have a say in what these idiots have to watch. Head on over to Patreon and pick a movie for them to review.

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Patreon Pick: Seed of Chucky

Not our best work! If fact, we were kind of lazy for this one. We may need to give Bob a do over for this. lol

In this episode we discuss the cinematic masterpiece, Seed of Chucky. It has everything that quality cinema should have. Busty, husky voiced sexpots. Marionette masturbation. Family drama. Suspense, humor, etc etc etc...

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We ain't no Horroback Ghouls

After a long hiatus, we are back ... sort of. This isn't an official episode, just a reminder that we are still here and as unprofessional as always. We will return next week with a regular episode all about Seed of Chucky, a Patreon pick. Until then, let the sounds of our soothing voice hold you over and caress your sweetcheeks. 

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5 Minute Reviews - Episode 9: Zombieland TV Series

5 Minute Review indirectly brought to you by Straight Chilling Podcast. They mentioned it, I homed in on it, latched onto it like a dog with a bone, and here I am shaking it until it falls apart. Not that this metaphor makes ANY kind of sense, but in this day and age, what does? Anyway, check out what I have to say about this VERY short lived series and be sure to stay tuned for a very important message at the end of the episode. Oh, and if the title didn't already give it away, I'm talk about Zombieland the TV series ... the pilot specifically ... also known as the ONLY episode in the series ... Thankfully. 

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Patreon Pick: IT (2017)

Krusty The Clown rewrites our tagline. Chris moves around in his leather chair, eats, drinks, and gets really excited about Killer Klowns. Michael forgets a lot of his lines like a true professional. We're Poppin' Cherries in this episode of our Patreon Pick series brought to us once again by Mike. IT (2017) makes the rounds...   

 

We also got a very special message from Krusty The Clown.
Thank you so much going out to Brock Baker. We got a YouTube celebrity to dedicate a minute of his time to us. We are so awesome now!! Be sure to check out Brock's YouTube page and be sure to let him know Horropocalypse sent you. https://www.youtube.com/brockbaker 

 

We also have an awesome end song from our friend DaddyPhatSnaps. Head on over to YouTube and let him know Horropocalypse Podcast sent you. https://www.youtube.com/user/xboxdaddyphatsnaps   

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Patreon Pick: Phantasm

Today's episode is brought to us by way of Patreon Pick and Danny. Danny joined us at our Gamestop Live event and was so enthralled by us that he emptied his wallet onto our table and didn't once ask us to dance for it. All we had to do was pick a movie from a list of about 138 movies.

 

We also got a very special message from Jay Sherman.
Thank you so much going out to Brock Baker. We got a YouTube celebrity to dedicate a minute of his time to us. We are so awesome now!! Be sure to check out Brock's YouTube page and be sure to let him know Horropocalypse sent you. https://www.youtube.com/brockbaker 

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Patreon Pick: Drag Me To Hell

Mike has been single handedly keeping us afloat over here. His newest pick, Drag Me To Hell, is another breath of fresh air after his Life Zone pick. No Mike, we wont let it f**king go! Join us as we discuss another Sam Raimi masterpiece. Don't forget to join us on Patreon for as little as $1 a month for exclusive content. This episodes exclusive fun stuff is quizzing Chris on 13 Demons.

  

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Interview: Expedition Bigfoot (Dave Bakara)

While on vacation in Georgia, I had the distinct pleasure to interview Dave Bakara. Owner, Operator, and witness to Expedition Bigfoot and his own personal Bigfoot encounters. Join us while we discuss the Sasquatch and many other theories. Dave was very accommodating to me as a skeptic and made many valid points. Be sure to let us know what your thoughts are on Bigfoot and be sure to shoot on over to the museum. Let them know Horropocalypse sent you!

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Expedition Bigfoot Email: expeditionbigfootblueridge@gmail.com

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